liamdryden:

imagine being a Shellder in this scenario

imagine you’re just swimming around one day and you see something that looks pink and fleshy and appetising dip itself into your water

so you elect to take a bite, but OH SNAP it’s a Slowpoke tail

now you’re trapped as part of a symbiotic whole

you’re no longer a full Shellder

you’ll never grow up to be a Cloyster

you’ll never know life as anything else

do you even know life anymore?

are you still self-aware?

it’s hard to comprehend

especially when your entire brain is occupied by one single thought:

“SSSSSSLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWW…..”

(Source: eolo)

(Source: smallest-of-infinities)

WHAT

I’ve always wondered why there are two lines on the little ‘Followers’ icon

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likedolphinscanswim:

why are there so many horribly cropped pictures of Stewart Copeland on the internet

I found another one

freddiemercurysluscioustits:

He is forever Perfect. 

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

(Source: fuckyeahthefabfour)